my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
man:waiter how long will my pizza be ?
waiter:not very long. lol
“I see enough of you to see the truth of you. And I like you.”
It’s an impressive cage…
why do famous people think that they can only date other famous people like youre limiting your chance to find your soulmate
for example: me
if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die
how do u address the meme king
u madjesty
dancing queen
young and sweet
only sewenteen
I painted a birdhouse today.
